Hoffman's Hideaway: Attack of the Blonde Thing

Monday, December 8, 2008

Attack of the Blonde Thing

Troy's Turn.

Have you ever heard something in the background, and in your head, you're thinking "Man, that sure sounds familiar". Not good, just familiar.

So, for two days now, I've been trying to buy a darn Dora Castle off of Ebay for my little sweetheart. I had one locked for a day and a half at $23.50. This morning it was up to $30. Long story short, the last 60 seconds it went to $54, and I didn't. So I get home, and lo and behold, there's a guy selling 16 of the things, new, for $19.99 (plus shipping) each. I'm scrambling to fill out the PayPal account, and I look over to see Shelby asking me if these were "Big Girl" crayons. "Yes, honey, they are". Two minutes later, I heard that sound. And the realization that she didn't ask for paper. Thank God for Orange Glo. Yes, it was a black crayon, and yes, that's our oak kitchen island. Oh yeah, I got the Castle.

1 comment:

3 Peanuts said...: My daugher crayoned on the TV and put ink all over her face yesterday...I am glad it came off AND that you got the castle.; January 22, 2009 at 7:21 PM

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A Prayer for Children

A Prayer For Children

We pray for the children who sneak popsicles before supper,who erase holes in math workbooks,who can never find their shoes.
And we pray for those who stare at photographers from behind barbed wire,who can't bound down the street in a new pair of sneakers,who never "counted potatoes,"who are born in places where we wouldn't be caught dead,who never go to the circus,who live in an X-rated world.
We pray for the children who bring us sticky kisses and fistfuls of dandelions,who hug us in a hurry and forget their lunch money.
And we pray for those who never get dessert,who have no safe blanket to drag behind them,who watch their parents watch them die,who can't find bread to steal,who don't have rooms to clean up,whose pictures aren't on anybody's dresser,whose monsters are real.
We Pray for the Children who spend their allowance before Tuesday,who throw tantrums in the grocery storeand pick at their food,who like ghost stories,who shove dirty clothes under the bed,who never rinse out the tub,who get visits from the tooth fairy,who don't like to be kissed in front of the carpool,who squirm in church and scream in the phone,whose tears we sometimes laugh at and whose smiles can make us cry.
And we pray for those whose nightmares come in the daytime,who will eat anything who have never seen dentist,who aren't spoiled by anybody,who go to bed hungry and cry themselves to sleep,who live and move, but have no being
We pray for the children who want to be carried and for those who must,who we never give up on and for those who don't get a second chance.We pray for those we smother and for those who will grab the hand of anybody kind enough to offer it.

Our Pledge to our Children

The Parent's Pledge
I will set a good example for my child. I will show my children I love them every day through words and physical affection. I will listen to my children and let them know I value what they say. I will praise my child's accomplishments and efforts towards those accomplishments.I will have realistic expectations for my children. I will allow them to make their own mistakes and learn from those experiences. I will avoid being too critical or focusing on my child's shortcomings. I will encourage my child to meet new challenges and have new experiences. I will respect my children as individuals even if I don't always agree with them. I will enjoy my children and make time to share interests and appreciate one another. I will love my children unconditionally. I will let them know they are lovable, worthwhile and valuable human beings.